MeloDrama

COCC or Cadet officer Candidate corpse. SO we started training for the cadets that would be in the Graduation for the year 2010 and I am one of them. Actually I’m with the Colors and I’m holding a rifle. I love being the rifle guard because of the moves that I love while putting up and down the rifle. The funny thing of being the rifle guard is that I’m with Emerson and I can’t stop laughing because when we are together we usually laugh. Another funny thing is the hat we are wearing with the acronym “SP” written on it. We look like mushrooms seen in the Super Mario Games.

Jap

Emer

Graduation. Graduation day is near and that’s the reason why we’re training but there’s no exact date of the Graduation day yet so we’re still enjoying our days with our ate’s and kuya’s. I love it. We have been together for three years but this is the year that I really get close to the graduating batch,. I think joining a lot of clubs really made me be closer to the seniors. Thank You Seniors for giving colors to my dull life. I thank them kc cla ung ngpkilla s ‘kin lalo ke God. I really hope n maenjoy nmn ung remaining time nmn 2geder. I will really miss them and sana mgtgal p ung friendships n nbuo sa amin, Especially Saliw, the official dance Troup of CavSci.

Saliw. This past few months, nde n s skul umikot ung buhay q kundi sa Saliw kc cla ung lgi qng ksma sna mabasa ng mga saliw members and officers tong cnulat kong e2. Kc “ndeng-nde q keu kkklimutan guys!” Napmhal n kc skin 2ng mga lukong 2 eh. Peo mgtatapos na skul yir kea bye bye peo alm q mgkikita p rin teu. Sna walang kalimutan. Last Friday, nkita kong umiyak c te dei, shock nga aq eh. Grabeh. Andmeng umiyak sa’min peo aq, nde. Epal kc aq. Uq ngang umiyak, pra kc aqng abnormal umiyak. Pra kc aqng tumatawa kpag umiiyak.

Butterscotch

“Chase it
Watch me how I make it
Don't you wanna taste it
Taste it
My butterscotch, butterscotch
Wasted
Watch me how I shake it
Don't you wanna taste it
Taste it
My butterscotch, butterscotch

My butterscotch, butterscotch
My butterscotch, butterscotch”

I enjoyed performing last Thursday because the audience liked it and it is our last performance this year. I thank God because our group, Tinikling, didn’t have any practice that we did it perfectly and smoothly but in the performance we hit the foal and viola! We’ve done it!

Also, the mass demonstration that most of the students did came out good as well. Ma’am May said that Mrs. De Vera got her two thumbs up in the mass demoers. We Should really thank God! We performed like it was the saliw on Spotlight again because we still felt the rush in our veins while changing for the next performance. Thank God again that we did well and we were able to make the Science supervisor. I am really very grateful for all these blessings that I am receiving. I enjoyed every minute that passes now. It is not like me anymore. From the plain boring bread to a BUTTERSCOTH-flavored Cake.

disgusting

“There is something that I gotta say.
It's disgusting, how I love you.
God, I hate me. I could kill you.
Cause your messing up my name.
Gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just want to touch your face.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, how you changed me.
From a bandit to a baby.
Thinking about gotta change my name,
If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame.
Look at what you do to me.
It's disgusting.”
I love this song and I love this week because we just did a series of practices and didn’t have any classes. We practiced for the mass demonstration and we, Saliw, helped the students and we also practiced for the folk dance that we will perform on Thursday. I don’t have much to tell so I’m just going to place pictures:

Your Love is My Drug

“Hey, so i got a question
do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
do i make your heart beat like an 808 drum
is my love your drug? your drug?
hi, your drug?
hi, your drug?
is my love your drug?”

This week, I got addicted to Ke$ha’s music because it is really nice. I do not know why but I am really addicted to party songs and most of her songs are party songs that really hooked me in. I hope she will have a concert here in the Philippines this summer. I hope so...

I’m really excited for the dance concert that will be held in our school next week because I am included and this is my first time to be included and to be watching a live concert [except for some videos I’m watching at Youtube]. Hahaha...

Talking about Youtube, I watched a really addicting video that is starred by a really annoying orange. Obviously, the video is titled “annoying orange” because he is really annoying.

ORANGE: {Voice only} Hey Apple! ....Apple! {the logo and black background disappear revealing the orange. The orange is depicted with human eyes and mouth superimposed over him.} Hey! ...Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Apple, Hey! {still heard in the background as it pans over to Apple} Hey Apple! Apple!
APPLE: What?! What?! What is it?!
ORANGE: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! {still heard in the background} Nehehe, yeah! Whoo!
APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, that joke was funny the first hundred times you said it.
ORANGE: Hey Apple!
APPLE: What?
ANNOYING ORANGE: You look fruity! Nahahahahaha {still heard in the background} nahahahaha...
APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, th-- that was hilarious.
ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!
APPLE: What?!
ORANGE: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?
APPLE: {Scoffs} What kinda question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?
ORANGE: Hey!
APPLE: WHAT?!
ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you do this? {sticks tongue out} Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung...nung-nung-nung-nung-nung..nung-nung! Try it! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung {switches toung to other side of mouth} NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG! {still heard in background} Dub-dub-dub-da-dub-dub-dub!
APPLE: Okay, you've made your point! Stop it!
ORANGE: {Spitting} Bweb-bweb-bweb-bweb..bweb-bweb.. {still heard in the background} nu-nu-nu-nu...
APPLE: Would you please be quiet?!
ORANGE: Nu-nu nu-nu-nu-- {has a worried expression on his face}
APPLE: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?! I can't even hear myself think! Huh! {huffing and puffing}
ORANGE: Hey Apple!
APPLE: WHAT?!
ORANGE: Knife!
APPLE: Huh?! {A person holding a knife comes down and cuts Apple in half.}
APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! {keeps on screaming while cutting sounds are still heard.}
ORANGE: {With a very scared expression} Oooh! I-- I warned you! Ow! Well that looks like it hurts!
{Hands pick up all the slices and carry them away}
ORANGE: Tried to warn him... {sighs while the screen zooms out revealing a pear sitting right next to him} Hey Pear!
PEAR: Oh god...

Discombobulated

“Through the trees
I wIll find you;
I wIll heal the ruins left inside you
cuz I'm stIll here breathing now...
I'm still here breathing now...
I'm still here breathIng now...
untIl I'm set free.
Go quiet through the trees.”

(“Through the trees” by Low shoulder)

This is another continuation of my blogs titled “...Blah blah blaH...” and “Take it off”:

Twelfth year on Earth. I lost my father and I graduated from elementary. I entered a new school away from our house and I don’t want to think and talk about this year.

Thirteenth year on Earth.This year is the reason for my title, “Discombobulated” because I was really thrown in confusion when I found myself breaking up with my dearest Kriezel because I’ve fallen in love with my friend in our school.

[My friend is the girl that my heart is still beating for and through the trees, I found peace with her... until now... I realized after coming back to my senses and after being discombobulated because she is my... FRAILTY]

Fourteenth year on Earth. Last year was sad. I don’t know why but that’s the way it is...


“Oh no
Let’s build a frenzy
Let’s go
Til’ you hit the boundaries
Maestro I'm wound up and rowdy
Oh no
Let's build a Frenzy”
(“Frenzy” by Ke$ha)

Take it off

“When the dark
of the night comes around,
That's the time
that the animal comes alive,
Looking for something wild”

This is the continuation of my earlier blog:

Fifth year on Earth. My grandmother died due to a cancer, cervical cancer. I thought that it’s just too bad I’ve already had the best days of my life. Though after a few months, I started to have fun again at school. That’s the first time I’ve got my crush. Her name is Lycel Yvonne [if I’m not mistaken]. When I was young, I thought that chubby and fair-skinned women are beautiful because my grandmother and mother is chubby and fair-skinned. This year I’ve earned a lot of friends that I would not be forgetting until now because I just can’t get rid of them. If I don’t see them in church or in the town plaza, I would see them somewhere else. I’m so happy because I got a small brother and I called him Moymoy

Sixth year on Earth. My favorite number is six but don’t make it triple. This is the first time I delivered a speech in front of the “madlang pipol”. My father really supported me because he wants me to get the first honors. If I don’t perfect a test that he helped me to review, I would get scolded and spanked but after that he would be taking me somewhere and buy everything I want. I really love my father.

Seventh year on Earth. I still can remember that my mother asked me how would we celebrate my birthday. The choices are: a party in McDonald’s or a Cell phone. Of course, I chose the cell phone but after a few months, that same cell phone was snatched in Manila. They bought me another cell phone after a few months again.

Eighth year on Earth. The new cell phone was left near the window one night so the next day, it was not there. Oh, Lucky me!

Ninth year on Earth. Nothing special happened this year but prepare for I’m going to surprise everybody next year!

Tenth year on Earth. I got a girlfriend! I don’t want to mention her full name but Kriezel is my first love. I don’t know if that affection we felt was love or just a simple crush. I don’t know but one thing is for sure, “maaga akong lumandi!”

Eleventh year on Earth. I don’t know much this year but it’s my anniversary with my first girlfriend.

...Blah blah blah...

“Coming out your mouth with your blah, blah, blah
Zip your lips like a padlock and meet me at the back
With the jack and the jukebox

I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your d!$k's at”

This week I decided to discuss my years from 1-14

First year on Earth. I was born on the sixth of November in the year 1994. This means that I am born in the year of the Dog. While my mother is having her labor at PGH Manila, my father is on his way from work. While delivering, My mother had a hard time in giving birth to me normally and my head was deformed because of too much pressure so finally the doctor decided to perform a caesarian operation. At around 6:57 am, A bouncing baby boy was delivered by a woman named Jannette Ignacio. That baby should be named Jeleo Erl John but his father is the one who talked to the Nurse and named him, Jap Paul Jann [that's me!]. My father was so nervous because my head is a bit shaped like a cone and he thinks hat my mother craved for coneheads because a movie about aliens that are cone-headed is very popular in that time. But after few months, my head became normal.

Second year on Earth. We lived in a house beside a railroad when I was a baby so I am used to see a lot of people. My father and my mother are both working so I'm left with a maid. I stopped drinking milk in bottle when I was one year and three months old and from then on, I have Cerelac as my usual food. but I still have milk in a glass.

Third year on Earth. I can't remember anything remarkable in this year. No one has ever told story about me when I was this old so I can't tell anything good or special about this year. I hope it's okay.

Fourth year on Earth. I love this story when I was four years old. The house of my grandmother wherein our family is living have to be renovated. So the renovation started. I observed some of the things near in the construction site. My grandmother told me, "Huy, lumayas ka nga dyan!" I thought that my grandmother wants me to leave home so I went to the house of my grandaunt. I think it's ten blocks away from the house of my grandmother. So they started looking for me when my mother realized that I was missing. Good thing they found me!

Funhouse

"This used to be a funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down!"

How can I relate to this song?

The dormitory where I stay now is what used to be a funhouse but now it's full of evil clowns and how I wish to start the countdown to burn it down, down, down. Maybe even I'm done to burn it down, I would not even dare to touch its ashes. [I am so mean!] I love being mean all the time even if I never stops smiling.

So much so of that, this week I joined a contest in our school called "Jazz Chant" and we won second place. I'm so happy because I had so much fun with my teammates because every break we play Mafia or 369 and we really are happy with this game. Actually, we already perfected the game 369 and played starting from 300 up through 400. My group mates are Emerson, Arrenzo, Oxybubbles, Michelle, Jerjer, LJ, Marcus, Jem, Kuya Zyrex, Ate Elijah and Kuya Mafia. Why kuya mafia? It is because the real game only starts when he is out of the game. He's always the first man out of the game. Special thanks to Kuya Aaron because without him, we would not finish the choreography of our presentation.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS SPECIALLY BERTING!!!

Sober

"I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain inside, you're like perfection
How do I feel this good sober?"

I can't explain why I got addicted to this song. The first time I heard this, I already memorized the chorus then I searched the web and found more about its lyrics and I think I want to memorize it so then, I did and I really can relate to some of its parts but not all.

This week we had our Career Orientation and I learned a few of the ABC's in going to college but I really want to stay in high school like forever because I experienced a lot of things right here and some of them are cutting classes, sleeping in classes and dancing most of the time that I wasn't able to do in my elementary days. Until now, I'm not yet sure of what course I would be taking in the near future but I hope I would be choosing what God wants me to and what would really be helping me in the far future. The orientation was a bit boring and hot! Why hot? It is because we are sitting in the part of the gymnasium wherein the sun shines deadly.

Going back to the song, I got some information from Wikipedia about the song "Sober" written by Pink:

Pink wrote this song at a party hosted at her home, where everyone was drunk or drinking except for her, and she wanted them all to leave. She went to the beach and had a line in her head saying "How do I feel so good sober?". Eventually it had nothing to do with alcohol but with identities. "How do I feel so good with just me, without anyone to lean on?", Pink says in an interview. She also stated that the song was one of the darkest she wrote for the album. "Sober is a dark, kind of sad song. And it’s about the vices that we choose and I had this idea in my head, ‘Like how do I feel this good sober?...I don’t know it’s just a really, really personal beautiful song, one of my favorites…"

After reading this song meaning, i think I really can relate to this song because sometimes, I find myself happy alone and thinking of some dark sad songs and past events that sometimes makes me happy because I was able to surpass them.

THE FAME MONSTER

“Shakanangtuts.”

The week was flowing smoothly until I heard an announcement:
There would be three Saturdays that we are going to have make-up classes. $h@(*n#$&. I hate it. How about our practice for the upcoming Project Stars? It was also then that it was announce that we would be having practices on Sundays.

This fast events means that we would be having seven days attendance at school. No excuses. No escapes. No lies. No nothing. This week killed me. And right now while typing this blog, I am in a Computer Shop. My legs hurt. My feet hurt. My body hurts. Ugzzzhhh…

I hope I could recover for tomorrow. We have normal classes tomorrow.

Sacrifice. With this condition, I was not the only one who’s letting this event eat their rest day with our own family and our God. Every Saturdays and Sundays, I usually wake up at about 10:00 am to 12:00 pm. This morning, I woke up 5:30 am. My mother saw me awake and she knew it. She asked me “Me praktis ba kayo?” and I answered “May tama ka!”

There was a new album released and I like the brand of music in it for my brain is distorted towards music. I love music that is plainly extravagant! I hope someone would give me the album “The Fame Monster”.

ANTS vs. COMBIS (a pvs sequel)

This week I got my Tree of Wisdom and my Gold Trophy. It was a lot of fun playing the game once again. I learned new ways of how to earn money easily and quickly. This was this mini-games and I’m going to share a formation that would be perfect for the mini game “Last Stand”:
Marigold Marigold Marigold Marigold with Pumpkin
Marigold Marigold Marigold Gloom-shroom Gloom-shroom Gloom-shroom
with Pimpkin Garlic Garlic
Gold Magnet on Lily Pad Marigold on Lily Pad Marigold on Lily Pad Marigold on Lily Pad
Gold Magnet on Lily Pad Marigold on Lily Pad Marigold on Lily Pad Marigold on Lily Pad
Marigold Marigold Marigold Gloom-shroom Gloom-shroom Gloom-shroom with Pimpkin Garlic Garlic
Gloom-shroom Marigold Marigold Marigold with Pumpkin

In this formation, you can earn 7,000 to 9,000 dollars but watch for Dolphin rider Zombies and Football Zombies.

PLANTS vs. ZOMBIES

NEW YEAR. After the deafening sounds stopped bombarding through my eardrums and the thick smoke outside disappeared, I was able to relax after jumping for a minute. I was hoping to get taller. I sat down, got my piece of cake and my fork on the dining table and continued watching television.

THE GAME. I got addicted to Plants vs. Zombies. I usually love action games but these one? The first time I saw this game. I really didn’t liked it because I thought it was boring but when I started it. I didn’t stopped until I finished it. And I got my Silver Trophy.