...Blah blah blah...

“Coming out your mouth with your blah, blah, blah
Zip your lips like a padlock and meet me at the back
With the jack and the jukebox

I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your d!$k's at”

This week I decided to discuss my years from 1-14

First year on Earth. I was born on the sixth of November in the year 1994. This means that I am born in the year of the Dog. While my mother is having her labor at PGH Manila, my father is on his way from work. While delivering, My mother had a hard time in giving birth to me normally and my head was deformed because of too much pressure so finally the doctor decided to perform a caesarian operation. At around 6:57 am, A bouncing baby boy was delivered by a woman named Jannette Ignacio. That baby should be named Jeleo Erl John but his father is the one who talked to the Nurse and named him, Jap Paul Jann [that's me!]. My father was so nervous because my head is a bit shaped like a cone and he thinks hat my mother craved for coneheads because a movie about aliens that are cone-headed is very popular in that time. But after few months, my head became normal.

Second year on Earth. We lived in a house beside a railroad when I was a baby so I am used to see a lot of people. My father and my mother are both working so I'm left with a maid. I stopped drinking milk in bottle when I was one year and three months old and from then on, I have Cerelac as my usual food. but I still have milk in a glass.

Third year on Earth. I can't remember anything remarkable in this year. No one has ever told story about me when I was this old so I can't tell anything good or special about this year. I hope it's okay.

Fourth year on Earth. I love this story when I was four years old. The house of my grandmother wherein our family is living have to be renovated. So the renovation started. I observed some of the things near in the construction site. My grandmother told me, "Huy, lumayas ka nga dyan!" I thought that my grandmother wants me to leave home so I went to the house of my grandaunt. I think it's ten blocks away from the house of my grandmother. So they started looking for me when my mother realized that I was missing. Good thing they found me!