“Hey, so i got a question
do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
do i make your heart beat like an 808 drum
is my love your drug? your drug?
hi, your drug?
hi, your drug?
is my love your drug?”
This week, I got addicted to Ke$ha’s music because it is really nice. I do not know why but I am really addicted to party songs and most of her songs are party songs that really hooked me in. I hope she will have a concert here in the Philippines this summer. I hope so...
I’m really excited for the dance concert that will be held in our school next week because I am included and this is my first time to be included and to be watching a live concert [except for some videos I’m watching at Youtube]. Hahaha...
Talking about Youtube, I watched a really addicting video that is starred by a really annoying orange. Obviously, the video is titled “annoying orange” because he is really annoying.
ORANGE: {Voice only} Hey Apple! ....Apple! {the logo and black background disappear revealing the orange. The orange is depicted with human eyes and mouth superimposed over him.} Hey! ...Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Apple, Hey! {still heard in the background as it pans over to Apple} Hey Apple! Apple!
APPLE: What?! What?! What is it?!
ORANGE: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! {still heard in the background} Nehehe, yeah! Whoo!
APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, that joke was funny the first hundred times you said it.
ORANGE: Hey Apple!
APPLE: What?
ANNOYING ORANGE: You look fruity! Nahahahahaha {still heard in the background} nahahahaha...
APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, th-- that was hilarious.
ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!
APPLE: What?!
ORANGE: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?
APPLE: {Scoffs} What kinda question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?
ORANGE: Hey!
APPLE: WHAT?!
ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you do this? {sticks tongue out} Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung...nung-nung-nung-nung-nung..nung-nung! Try it! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung {switches toung to other side of mouth} NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG! {still heard in background} Dub-dub-dub-da-dub-dub-dub!
APPLE: Okay, you've made your point! Stop it!
ORANGE: {Spitting} Bweb-bweb-bweb-bweb..bweb-bweb.. {still heard in the background} nu-nu-nu-nu...
APPLE: Would you please be quiet?!
ORANGE: Nu-nu nu-nu-nu-- {has a worried expression on his face}
APPLE: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?! I can't even hear myself think! Huh! {huffing and puffing}
ORANGE: Hey Apple!
APPLE: WHAT?!
ORANGE: Knife!
APPLE: Huh?! {A person holding a knife comes down and cuts Apple in half.}
APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! {keeps on screaming while cutting sounds are still heard.}
ORANGE: {With a very scared expression} Oooh! I-- I warned you! Ow! Well that looks like it hurts!
{Hands pick up all the slices and carry them away}
ORANGE: Tried to warn him... {sighs while the screen zooms out revealing a pear sitting right next to him} Hey Pear!
PEAR: Oh god...
Saturday, February 27
Saturday, February 20
Discombobulated
“Through the trees
I wIll find you;
I wIll heal the ruins left inside you
cuz I'm stIll here breathing now...
I'm still here breathing now...
I'm still here breathIng now...
untIl I'm set free.
Go quiet through the trees.”
(“Through the trees” by Low shoulder)
This is another continuation of my blogs titled “...Blah blah blaH...” and “Take it off”:
Twelfth year on Earth. I lost my father and I graduated from elementary. I entered a new school away from our house and I don’t want to think and talk about this year.
Thirteenth year on Earth.This year is the reason for my title, “Discombobulated” because I was really thrown in confusion when I found myself breaking up with my dearest Kriezel because I’ve fallen in love with my friend in our school.
[My friend is the girl that my heart is still beating for and through the trees, I found peace with her... until now... I realized after coming back to my senses and after being discombobulated because she is my... FRAILTY]
Fourteenth year on Earth. Last year was sad. I don’t know why but that’s the way it is...
“Oh no
Let’s build a frenzy
Let’s go
Til’ you hit the boundaries
Maestro I'm wound up and rowdy
Oh no
Let's build a Frenzy”
(“Frenzy” by Ke$ha)
I wIll find you;
I wIll heal the ruins left inside you
cuz I'm stIll here breathing now...
I'm still here breathing now...
I'm still here breathIng now...
untIl I'm set free.
Go quiet through the trees.”
(“Through the trees” by Low shoulder)
This is another continuation of my blogs titled “...Blah blah blaH...” and “Take it off”:
Twelfth year on Earth. I lost my father and I graduated from elementary. I entered a new school away from our house and I don’t want to think and talk about this year.
Thirteenth year on Earth.This year is the reason for my title, “Discombobulated” because I was really thrown in confusion when I found myself breaking up with my dearest Kriezel because I’ve fallen in love with my friend in our school.
[My friend is the girl that my heart is still beating for and through the trees, I found peace with her... until now... I realized after coming back to my senses and after being discombobulated because she is my... FRAILTY]
Fourteenth year on Earth. Last year was sad. I don’t know why but that’s the way it is...
“Oh no
Let’s build a frenzy
Let’s go
Til’ you hit the boundaries
Maestro I'm wound up and rowdy
Oh no
Let's build a Frenzy”
(“Frenzy” by Ke$ha)
Saturday, February 13
Take it off
“When the dark
of the night comes around,
That's the time
that the animal comes alive,
Looking for something wild”
This is the continuation of my earlier blog:
Fifth year on Earth. My grandmother died due to a cancer, cervical cancer. I thought that it’s just too bad I’ve already had the best days of my life. Though after a few months, I started to have fun again at school. That’s the first time I’ve got my crush. Her name is Lycel Yvonne [if I’m not mistaken]. When I was young, I thought that chubby and fair-skinned women are beautiful because my grandmother and mother is chubby and fair-skinned. This year I’ve earned a lot of friends that I would not be forgetting until now because I just can’t get rid of them. If I don’t see them in church or in the town plaza, I would see them somewhere else. I’m so happy because I got a small brother and I called him Moymoy
Sixth year on Earth. My favorite number is six but don’t make it triple. This is the first time I delivered a speech in front of the “madlang pipol”. My father really supported me because he wants me to get the first honors. If I don’t perfect a test that he helped me to review, I would get scolded and spanked but after that he would be taking me somewhere and buy everything I want. I really love my father.
Seventh year on Earth. I still can remember that my mother asked me how would we celebrate my birthday. The choices are: a party in McDonald’s or a Cell phone. Of course, I chose the cell phone but after a few months, that same cell phone was snatched in Manila. They bought me another cell phone after a few months again.
Eighth year on Earth. The new cell phone was left near the window one night so the next day, it was not there. Oh, Lucky me!
Ninth year on Earth. Nothing special happened this year but prepare for I’m going to surprise everybody next year!
Tenth year on Earth. I got a girlfriend! I don’t want to mention her full name but Kriezel is my first love. I don’t know if that affection we felt was love or just a simple crush. I don’t know but one thing is for sure, “maaga akong lumandi!”
Eleventh year on Earth. I don’t know much this year but it’s my anniversary with my first girlfriend.
of the night comes around,
That's the time
that the animal comes alive,
Looking for something wild”
This is the continuation of my earlier blog:
Fifth year on Earth. My grandmother died due to a cancer, cervical cancer. I thought that it’s just too bad I’ve already had the best days of my life. Though after a few months, I started to have fun again at school. That’s the first time I’ve got my crush. Her name is Lycel Yvonne [if I’m not mistaken]. When I was young, I thought that chubby and fair-skinned women are beautiful because my grandmother and mother is chubby and fair-skinned. This year I’ve earned a lot of friends that I would not be forgetting until now because I just can’t get rid of them. If I don’t see them in church or in the town plaza, I would see them somewhere else. I’m so happy because I got a small brother and I called him Moymoy
Sixth year on Earth. My favorite number is six but don’t make it triple. This is the first time I delivered a speech in front of the “madlang pipol”. My father really supported me because he wants me to get the first honors. If I don’t perfect a test that he helped me to review, I would get scolded and spanked but after that he would be taking me somewhere and buy everything I want. I really love my father.
Seventh year on Earth. I still can remember that my mother asked me how would we celebrate my birthday. The choices are: a party in McDonald’s or a Cell phone. Of course, I chose the cell phone but after a few months, that same cell phone was snatched in Manila. They bought me another cell phone after a few months again.
Eighth year on Earth. The new cell phone was left near the window one night so the next day, it was not there. Oh, Lucky me!
Ninth year on Earth. Nothing special happened this year but prepare for I’m going to surprise everybody next year!
Tenth year on Earth. I got a girlfriend! I don’t want to mention her full name but Kriezel is my first love. I don’t know if that affection we felt was love or just a simple crush. I don’t know but one thing is for sure, “maaga akong lumandi!”
Eleventh year on Earth. I don’t know much this year but it’s my anniversary with my first girlfriend.
Saturday, February 6
...Blah blah blah...
“Coming out your mouth with your blah, blah, blah
Zip your lips like a padlock and meet me at the back
With the jack and the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your d!$k's at”
This week I decided to discuss my years from 1-14
First year on Earth. I was born on the sixth of November in the year 1994. This means that I am born in the year of the Dog. While my mother is having her labor at PGH Manila, my father is on his way from work. While delivering, My mother had a hard time in giving birth to me normally and my head was deformed because of too much pressure so finally the doctor decided to perform a caesarian operation. At around 6:57 am, A bouncing baby boy was delivered by a woman named Jannette Ignacio. That baby should be named Jeleo Erl John but his father is the one who talked to the Nurse and named him, Jap Paul Jann [that's me!]. My father was so nervous because my head is a bit shaped like a cone and he thinks hat my mother craved for coneheads because a movie about aliens that are cone-headed is very popular in that time. But after few months, my head became normal.
Second year on Earth. We lived in a house beside a railroad when I was a baby so I am used to see a lot of people. My father and my mother are both working so I'm left with a maid. I stopped drinking milk in bottle when I was one year and three months old and from then on, I have Cerelac as my usual food. but I still have milk in a glass.
Third year on Earth. I can't remember anything remarkable in this year. No one has ever told story about me when I was this old so I can't tell anything good or special about this year. I hope it's okay.
Fourth year on Earth. I love this story when I was four years old. The house of my grandmother wherein our family is living have to be renovated. So the renovation started. I observed some of the things near in the construction site. My grandmother told me, "Huy, lumayas ka nga dyan!" I thought that my grandmother wants me to leave home so I went to the house of my grandaunt. I think it's ten blocks away from the house of my grandmother. So they started looking for me when my mother realized that I was missing. Good thing they found me!
Zip your lips like a padlock and meet me at the back
With the jack and the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your d!$k's at”
This week I decided to discuss my years from 1-14
First year on Earth. I was born on the sixth of November in the year 1994. This means that I am born in the year of the Dog. While my mother is having her labor at PGH Manila, my father is on his way from work. While delivering, My mother had a hard time in giving birth to me normally and my head was deformed because of too much pressure so finally the doctor decided to perform a caesarian operation. At around 6:57 am, A bouncing baby boy was delivered by a woman named Jannette Ignacio. That baby should be named Jeleo Erl John but his father is the one who talked to the Nurse and named him, Jap Paul Jann [that's me!]. My father was so nervous because my head is a bit shaped like a cone and he thinks hat my mother craved for coneheads because a movie about aliens that are cone-headed is very popular in that time. But after few months, my head became normal.
Second year on Earth. We lived in a house beside a railroad when I was a baby so I am used to see a lot of people. My father and my mother are both working so I'm left with a maid. I stopped drinking milk in bottle when I was one year and three months old and from then on, I have Cerelac as my usual food. but I still have milk in a glass.
Third year on Earth. I can't remember anything remarkable in this year. No one has ever told story about me when I was this old so I can't tell anything good or special about this year. I hope it's okay.
Fourth year on Earth. I love this story when I was four years old. The house of my grandmother wherein our family is living have to be renovated. So the renovation started. I observed some of the things near in the construction site. My grandmother told me, "Huy, lumayas ka nga dyan!" I thought that my grandmother wants me to leave home so I went to the house of my grandaunt. I think it's ten blocks away from the house of my grandmother. So they started looking for me when my mother realized that I was missing. Good thing they found me!
Saturday, January 30
Funhouse
"This used to be a funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down!"
How can I relate to this song?
The dormitory where I stay now is what used to be a funhouse but now it's full of evil clowns and how I wish to start the countdown to burn it down, down, down. Maybe even I'm done to burn it down, I would not even dare to touch its ashes. [I am so mean!] I love being mean all the time even if I never stops smiling.
So much so of that, this week I joined a contest in our school called "Jazz Chant" and we won second place. I'm so happy because I had so much fun with my teammates because every break we play Mafia or 369 and we really are happy with this game. Actually, we already perfected the game 369 and played starting from 300 up through 400. My group mates are Emerson, Arrenzo, Oxybubbles, Michelle, Jerjer, LJ, Marcus, Jem, Kuya Zyrex, Ate Elijah and Kuya Mafia. Why kuya mafia? It is because the real game only starts when he is out of the game. He's always the first man out of the game. Special thanks to Kuya Aaron because without him, we would not finish the choreography of our presentation.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS SPECIALLY BERTING!!!
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down!"
How can I relate to this song?
The dormitory where I stay now is what used to be a funhouse but now it's full of evil clowns and how I wish to start the countdown to burn it down, down, down. Maybe even I'm done to burn it down, I would not even dare to touch its ashes. [I am so mean!] I love being mean all the time even if I never stops smiling.
So much so of that, this week I joined a contest in our school called "Jazz Chant" and we won second place. I'm so happy because I had so much fun with my teammates because every break we play Mafia or 369 and we really are happy with this game. Actually, we already perfected the game 369 and played starting from 300 up through 400. My group mates are Emerson, Arrenzo, Oxybubbles, Michelle, Jerjer, LJ, Marcus, Jem, Kuya Zyrex, Ate Elijah and Kuya Mafia. Why kuya mafia? It is because the real game only starts when he is out of the game. He's always the first man out of the game. Special thanks to Kuya Aaron because without him, we would not finish the choreography of our presentation.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS SPECIALLY BERTING!!!
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