...tHe pAraBle of tHe cAlL cEntEr?!...

So this week I learned a story from my dorm mate, Kuya Genz (short for Genesis). Actually I just guessed the title of his story. I give this title for it:

"The Parable of the Call Center"

and it goes like this:

Once, there was a boy who died (though I do not know why). He went straight to heaven (maybe he was good that's why he went straight up there). After passing through a huge gate. He saw God. God said, "Halika, gusto mo i-tour kita dito sa langit?" And the boy quickly agreed. First, they saw a door. God opened it. The boy was shocked and thought, "Bakit kaya andaming angels dito?" Inside the room was a million of angels. They are all wearing a headset and busy using the computer. So the boy started asking, "Bro, bakit parang call center dito?" God answered, "Ahmmm. Ang totoo n'yan, ito ang receiving area namin. Dito namin tinatanggap ang lahat ng mga kahilingan, sama ng loob at wishes ng mga tao."After that, they transferred to another room and the boy was shocked to see an angel in headset and using the computer. The boy asked, "Bakit po mag-isa lang siya?" God quickly answered, "Kasi kaya na niya 'yung trabaho niya kahit mag-isa lang siya." The boy being curious what is the angel's job quickly asked, "Ano po bang trabaho niya?" God replied, "Siya 'yung nag-rereceive ng mga pasasalamat ng mga tao."

This is self-explanatory and if you can't get what the lesson is, better ask me.

qUotEs fRom tHe oUteR wOrlD

When someone tell you, "Ampanget mo naman!"
Just answer him/her in English, "Ugly starts with U not with I."

I forgot to announce that last week, we had a video titled "NNNN by 3N". Just search it in Youtube.com. Have fun!

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

This week, I got a new friend. Do you know who is He?

He is my brother.

I just realized it now, He'll always be right by my side and not at my back because if He's at my back then He should have pushed me for I really walk slow. Ahaha. Hmmmnn. Corny!

I don't know but sometimes when I read jokes in Tagalog, even if it's corny, I still laugh but when I read jokes in English, I seldom laughs.

This week we are preparing for the coming celebration, "Buwan ng Wika", I think it should be called "Araw ng Wika" but even though it's a one-day celebration, we are allowed to speak in Tagalog for almost two weeks. I got a feelin'.

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Damn! I'll be the emcee next week. I really don't know what to do. Good luck for me!

dOrkY weEk

I don't know. Is it me or this week that was dorky?..

I think it was because that we just had our Periodic Test this week.(Take Note: deadly PT's.) I think I wasn't able to study a lot for I really loved sleeping and I was disturbed by a problem.

PROBLEM:

What would I use as an alternative name or pen name?

REPRESENTATION:

Let x be my alternative name or pen name.

EQUATIONS:

x = should be a famous person or a god

x = should be unique

x = should be one word

SOLUTION:

At first, I thought of the name Loki. Loki is a Norse god that was evil. He is the son of two giants and was the god of fire. He was a trickster and a shape-shifter. He was the father of Hel, the goddess of the underworld, also the problem with that is that there's a show in TV5 titled "Detective Sleuth Loki" so I think I'll cross out Loki in my list.

Then, I searched for the third gorgon.

She was Stheno or Stenno. I like the first one though. But she's a female and her name sounds like... a notebook.

Heimdall. It is pronounced as hey-dal. He is the god of vigilance in the Norse Mythology. He is the one that defeated Loki in Ragnarok. He can see up to thousand of miles in one glance; he can hear the grass growing and a sheep's wool sprout. I've made my mind. And it means that:

x = Heimdall.

So from now on my blog has a pair of brand new eyes and it is Heimdall's.

Mama Samasa

Here we are in mUsiC channel,

"Mamasa-masa"
A song performed by Madam Auring:

"Mamasa-masa, mamasa-masa
Mamasa-masa ang aking...
Ang aking mata,
Mamasa-masa ng luha."

"Pepe Duki"
A song performed by Aiza Siguro:

"Pepepepepepepepepepepe Duki
Siya ang bespren ko, ang pepeng kaklase ko
Si Pepe Duki, gwapo at mabait,
Laging basa ang buhok dahil naka-gel."

These songs are so addicting. I can't stop laughing whenever I listen to them. Ahaha... even now, in just typing them.

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We will cut this program for a news flash and here are the headlines:

Pandak na madre, napagkamalang PENGUIN
Baklang nakisawsaw sa away, Napasubo
Palaisdaan, Nasunog
Pugot na ulo, Inaalam pa kung Buhay
Misis ng photographer, Nakunan
Bagong tuli nagyabang, Lumaki ang Ulo
Batang namatay sa pagkakalunod, nakitang Basa

[Click!]

Channel 2:

Corazon Cojuanco-Aquino lately passed away because of colon cancer. Now, the interment reached EDSA.

[People in yellow, shouting "CORY!"]

Kris Aquino gave a heartwarming speech that many cried because of that.

"Sumalangit nawa ang kaluluwa ni Tita Cory."

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Now, signing off...
[toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot]

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"Impacted" [for me] means a lot of things and one of them is to be scolded or shout on. We [the Trios Nitrogene] was impacted last week by our mother for we did not clean nor wax the floor. We were doomed. Our group was the cleaner of the room and our leader is so pitiful, all was blamed to him though we did not get angry to our mother for we really are wrong.

The EFFECT of being impacted:

Our classmates [those that aren't cleaners] was sent out the room and was assigned to do their quiz in the gymnasium.

Then, us [the cleaners] was commanded to clean and wax the floor.

While waxing, I'm still angry to our mother though I'm slowly realizing that we're wrong. So I continued waxing until a drop of my sweat peltedd to the floor of our room. I need to wipe my face but... I don't have a hanky! Damn.

So what can I do? Just suffer those pelting sweat. I hate it.

Speaking of pelting...

While I walk home alone for we are not in good conditions with my crush. Water droplets from those gray skies pelted on my face and my arms until my whole body got wet...

It's good I took a bath after that for I may got sick last week.

Haha...

I was also impacted by my mother [biological mother] because that night she called and she said that my cousin told her that "nagpaulan daw ako..." damn! It's good she didn't killed me. haha... >:) bwahaha... (+_+)"

tps...