“Hey, so i got a question
do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
do i make your heart beat like an 808 drum
is my love your drug? your drug?
hi, your drug?
hi, your drug?
is my love your drug?”
This week, I got addicted to Ke$ha’s music because it is really nice. I do not know why but I am really addicted to party songs and most of her songs are party songs that really hooked me in. I hope she will have a concert here in the Philippines this summer. I hope so...
I’m really excited for the dance concert that will be held in our school next week because I am included and this is my first time to be included and to be watching a live concert [except for some videos I’m watching at Youtube]. Hahaha...
Talking about Youtube, I watched a really addicting video that is starred by a really annoying orange. Obviously, the video is titled “annoying orange” because he is really annoying.
ORANGE: {Voice only} Hey Apple! ....Apple! {the logo and black background disappear revealing the orange. The orange is depicted with human eyes and mouth superimposed over him.} Hey! ...Hey Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Apple, Hey! {still heard in the background as it pans over to Apple} Hey Apple! Apple!
APPLE: What?! What?! What is it?!
ORANGE: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! {still heard in the background} Nehehe, yeah! Whoo!
APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, that joke was funny the first hundred times you said it.
ORANGE: Hey Apple!
APPLE: What?
ANNOYING ORANGE: You look fruity! Nahahahahaha {still heard in the background} nahahahaha...
APPLE: {Sarcastically} Yeah, th-- that was hilarious.
ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!
APPLE: What?!
ORANGE: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?
APPLE: {Scoffs} What kinda question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?
ORANGE: Hey!
APPLE: WHAT?!
ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you do this? {sticks tongue out} Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung-nung...nung-nung-nung-nung-nung..nung-nung! Try it! Nung-nung-nung-nung-nung {switches toung to other side of mouth} NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG-NUNG! {still heard in background} Dub-dub-dub-da-dub-dub-dub!
APPLE: Okay, you've made your point! Stop it!
ORANGE: {Spitting} Bweb-bweb-bweb-bweb..bweb-bweb.. {still heard in the background} nu-nu-nu-nu...
APPLE: Would you please be quiet?!
ORANGE: Nu-nu nu-nu-nu-- {has a worried expression on his face}
APPLE: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than 3 seconds?! I can't even hear myself think! Huh! {huffing and puffing}
ORANGE: Hey Apple!
APPLE: WHAT?!
ORANGE: Knife!
APPLE: Huh?! {A person holding a knife comes down and cuts Apple in half.}
APPLE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! {keeps on screaming while cutting sounds are still heard.}
ORANGE: {With a very scared expression} Oooh! I-- I warned you! Ow! Well that looks like it hurts!
{Hands pick up all the slices and carry them away}
ORANGE: Tried to warn him... {sighs while the screen zooms out revealing a pear sitting right next to him} Hey Pear!
PEAR: Oh god...